If only it were that simple...

Last week one of the kids in my class gave me some great advice on love. He was absolutely crushed when he found out that I'm not married and I don't have any babies, so he thought he would help me out. The conversation went something like this:

"Miss Allen, do you have any babies?"

"No."

"Miss Allen do you have a husband?"

"No."

"Why don't you have a husband? Did he die?"

"No, I've never had a husband."

"Well, why not? You should have a husband" (said with tears welling up in his eyes)

"Good question."

"Can I tell you how to get a husband?"

"Sure."

"Well, first you need to find a boy. Then he needs to like you. Then he needs to like you A LOT. Then he needs to like you enough to marry you."

"Wow. That's some good advice. Then what?"

"Then you live happily ever after..."

Hmm....I'll keep that in mind :)